you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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