so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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