why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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