Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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