U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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