what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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