He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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