I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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