My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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