it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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