grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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