But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
