Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
