I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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