i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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