my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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