SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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