dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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