Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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