I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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