Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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