That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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