So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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