Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
