Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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