he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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