Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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