I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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