Whod you bang
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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