Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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