i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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