you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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