Are we in a gay sports bar?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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