shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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