I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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