All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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