Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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