happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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