Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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