i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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