we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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