So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
