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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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