these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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