If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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