so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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