You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Randomize
