I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
two words: eviction party
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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