I love black thongs
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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