And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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