I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
