I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize