I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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