where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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