I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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