found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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