Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
