i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
vagina is talking i cant
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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