If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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